she is the female version of PC from the mac and pc commercials..i'll still hit tho
Do the low cut shirt test. If he stares at your tits even in front of your brother, he's down.
This hangover is way worse than all my relationships
Just wanted to remind you that you literally cut the underwear off a man.
if I want to go home with a foreign boy, please feel free to let me go, sober me gives you permission to let drunken me do it
It's official, there's a sex tape of me floating around some high school
Well I'm drunk and covered in baby oil so tonights not ideal
Okay I know I said I was going to quit drinking for a while but apparently pumpkin pie flavored vodka is a thing and I will not rest until I have some.
Your first mistake was not throwing your beer at the RA and running
Dilemas of the modern woman: deciding whether or not to write on your ex's wall for his birthday. This is serious.
How do I ask where the Jello shot cups are at Walmart without sounding like white trash?
apparently when a guy says "if there's anything missing in your life, I will provide" he's not expecting attractive lesbians to be the answer.
U touched your head and and said "oh look blood" and then looked at me and touched my face... And said war paint
He and I didn't so much date, as watch cartoons and go down on each other.
He woke me with blue berry pancakes and a blow job. He's a keeper.
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