I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
It was like a fairy tale, until he tried to put it in my ass...
i don't really know how much tequila is too much
I'm quite proud of this turning point from one night stands to giving some guy a BJ to fix my car for free.
i've officially fucked a sailor, a policeman and a biker. I've never noticed my Village People fetish until now...
we were sitting in the bathtub when she came in with her grandpas cane adn beat us until lindsay passed out
Ok, let's play "if you were a slut" again and try and retrace our steps last night..
I feel more comfortable going down on her then actually kissing her.
Dear America, sometimes I miss your Everclear and its consequences.
You made her yell her own name while you were fucking so that you would remember it in the morning.
YOU DON'T JUST GET TO CALL AND SAY YOU MIGHT BE DEAD, THEN NOT ANSWER!
And noooow we're smoking a ton of REALLY strong weed and THIS IS THE SOFTEST CAT EVER
You told the entire smokers deck that you were blowing .08 now and anyone else willing later
I mean, I was expecting a little more coke snorting and a little less kids and cake
Arrived home from picking Mom and Nana up at the airport to find Marc buck ass nude beneath the Christmas tree. Nana says she always knew I was queer.
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