Those former-lesbian gone white-trash bars always seem to be your favorite.
I told him to show me what he was made of and he came on my face. law students are so technical.
It's one of the reasons i'm here, along with emotional support, physical support if you need it, and power orgasms.
So the answer to your question is yes, I was masturbating on the roof of my building.
I can feel my ovaries exploding thinking about them.
sitting alone on a bench with a sombrero and a bottle of vodka. really angry i got here before you guys.
I slept with an Israeli and a Palestinian in the same day. It feels wrong.
WHAT GOOD IS APPRECIATING IF NOBODY'S NAKED
I want to get "Patrick Kane" wasted tonight
I am one hundred percent down for that
orgasmnado...tomorrow night
That's what I'm talking about
I asked him to explain what he meant by "hooking up" in paragraph form
Are you saying being a wizard and going to hogwarts wouldn't be life changing, believe in magic you fucking muggle
I curse you to think about Guy Fieri whenever you have sex with your lady.
Too stoned. Randomly can't get the image of Emilio estevez's smiling face out of my head. What is life.
First day of school is awesome. I get to meet my students and figure out which of their mothers I’ I’m going to bang
Randomize
