didnt we say no more talking to eachother
it will help you get over me i promise
im horny
ok i will unlock the door
Ill pay your DUI fine if you just come see me nooooowwwww
no. its 2:30am and im not going to jail for a booty call
i wiped a booger on my final. end of semester present.
This guy just walked into class and first thing he did was grab the garbage can, walk to his desk and say "just in case"
I'm hiding behind a bush in mens clothing next to a ducks crossing sign. There are joggers. Please hurry.
Quiet hours sex sucks. I hate finals.
Jerry just sent me this: IOR GHIT ALL THE BUTTIB. Go get him. Now.
Why have they been driving around the block for the past 30 min?
He told her it was international road head day.
Great I'll forever be branded as gym slut at the new gym.
I don't remember much but I think I'm wearing your underwear, and for that, I am extremely grateful.
I fail to see the problem of enjoying a glass of wine while I poop...
the point I'm tryimg to make is that you didn't need to take the whole box in with you
The last thing I remember is him yelling from across the room "WE FINISHED THE HANDLE!"
It was 11pm.
my roommate was being a bitch so I changed my Netflix password on her. 21st century slap in the face ladies and gentleman
Currently tripping balls and watching Pink Floyd the wall and I'm crying during it. If this isn't a self realization then I don't know what to tell you.
How are you and the lady friend?
Well, she's a lunatic, and I love sex, so we're good.
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