I think I'm going to go home and read The Bible.
yeah...i noticed he pets people when he's drunk. It's odd.
I may be new to bar life, but full on grabbing my vag shouldn't happen...anywhere.
The cops are here to take me to jail, so I guess I have to go with them. If I'm not out by 6 p.m., there is some left-over lasagna in the fridge for you.
I think I just asked the Greek gyro guy on a yoga date.
I'm on this new diet called "I have 10$ till next Friday, I have rice
Lets play a game called: how out of it are you today? Let me know if you can beat driving on the wrong side of the road twice and walking up two extra flights of stairs just because you weren't paying attention to what floor you are on....
I mean, I introduced myself as "the after party". I think he knew early in the night he was in for a bangathon.
Also I would love to pregame at your place if I weren't stuck at mine drinking laxatives
You know that feeling when you wake up and your whole body just smells like a penis?
he's just got his life so together and it makes my pussy wet.
When dressing for a 3way, how do I convey to the other chick I care enough to look pretty but not so much that it's a huge deal?
Thank you for listening to my rant about tacos.
Have you ever had a pregnancy test laugh at you?
MDMA, margaritas, mashed potatoes and ice cream aren't keto Kristin
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