I want 2 things right now, you or a cig
cig
I have a client coming in and there's a note that says she wants her hair to like Elisabeth Hasselback's from the view
that's Oklahoma for you
you're the one who masterbates every night to the titanic soundtrack
I cannot stress to you how much better your current situation is than listening to gay sex
is this the sara with the beer cane?
The last thing I remembered was laying in the bathtub fully clothed with the shower running while he was picking grilled cheese out of my hair. I couldn't figure out if i was more upset about being soaking wet or the fact that my grilled cheese was in my hair instead of my mouth.
He passed out with the ball in his hand so no one could play beer pong without him.
Bang-toberfest begins!!
Its funny that for once I get home and I'm just as high as my parents are.
So you can text and rub it at the same time? Bravo.
I can do anything and masturbate, if I truly wanted to.
MUFFINS DON'T MAKE YOU ORGASM MULTIPLE TIMES OR HAVE ROCK HARD MUSCLES.
And then she grabbed my dick and started singing 'ring ring ring ring banana phone'
I now have scissors specifically made for cutting dicks off.
I may just have to resign myself to life in flats. He's a sexy little chipmunk that worships me.
That's the 3rd negative pregnancy test this month. I'm on a roll.
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