Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
no, he's only a walking dick if he mans up. right about now he's just a walking transgender.
get home. someone threw up in the fishtank last night.
Apparently faking a threesome isn't as much fun as you'd think
I'd like to apologize to your liver. It sees how much beer i drink and gets jealous of how awesome my liver is.
It's not my fault I help girls realize they're lesbians.
Our Icelandic basketball player brought cocaine and rachael is screaming that he should do lines off her stomach. It's that kind of party
You need to come back and help me drink our beer so the fridge has room for the other beers
Just a heads up... Don't get high and attempt to do your own taxes
It's like "hey I give your roommate blowjobs twice a week, want to connect on LinkedIn?"
He said his name was Tony, after last night I will refer to him as Tiny
then I ended up getting a lapdance from my TA...I love college.
Can't meet up at the party. Gary was caught by the cops attempting to drop a deuce thru his ex wife's Subaru via sun roof. Details as soon as bail is processed.
Had a very good bday. Have the teeth marks and bruises to prove it
I just want to see you and express my feelings in a drunken manner, but in a sweet way like my english accent.
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