They have a pepper shaker for pot.
I come up with the best drinking games while babysitting
Forgot to mention there might be a picture of me being thrown in the air while at a Mexican restaurant
The UPD just told me that he was going to call the cops if i try to run. you owe me 5 dollars, i told u they arn't real cops
Hey I think I found part of your tooth next to your wine bottle in the floor board of my car.
I think my penis ruined a perfectly good friendship.
"Let's chug a beer then make out" doesn't sound as nice, but it would prob make him cum right there.
My Midnight Kiss was a Big Mac.. Happy New Year
Actually going to jail after your wedding is NOT part of the plan.
I don't know if I'm more excited about sex or that I have an excuse to smoke a cigarette
We spent 45 minutes searching the crevices of our friend's car with a pair of tweezers trying to find the acid that we dropped
Put a Santa hat on my junk. He's wants to be festive too.
I just need a big sign that says no more penis please hanging over my head at all times
I need a pedicure
You need to go to planned parenthood
why do i have a pole dance champion shot glass?
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