we have a love-hate relationship...we love having sex but hate waking up next to eachother
I need to get the stench of sex and broken dreams out of my room
he proceeded to grab my vagina through my leggings in the middle of the dance floor. strangely enough I was okay with it
I can count the number of hours she's been sober this weekend on one hand.
Am I undercharging for one hour of sex per essay? I need a serious business answer.
its fine. mom just made me chug a long island. and made a crying face when i balked. we'll talk tomorrow.
Literally best acid trip ever. Better than sex. At one point she looked over at me, started crying, holds up her hands and said "dinosaur tears of sadness". Craziest roommate ever.
I'm going out w/ her for her b-day in a bit. I just talked to one of her drunk friends on the phone who asked if I could "handle 7 lesbian." This could be interesting.
I. recorded a message of me yelling at myself to "get up out of that bed" and set it an alarm. REALLY loud
Let's just say we ended up at Denny's with a strippers shoe that we had to discreetly leave at the door to the strip club this morning
You are under a naked attack watch for the whole weekend. Shelter in place.
I WANT PIZZA BUT I ALSO WANT SELF ESTEEM
BUT LIKE WHO AM I TO EVER CARE ABOUT SELF ESTEEM
WHO THE FUCK PEED IN MY BONG
I was fingering her and they busted into my room demanding to know who the best running back was, before I could say anything she moaned and said "Barry Sanders"
He talked me out going to the bar. No one ever talks me out going to the bar..this is fucking love.
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