he thinks he's going to hurt your feelings
He can't hurt my feelings
I don't have feelings.
Short Circuit remake moving forward, David Carradine dead by his own hand. Come home soon, society deteriorating rapidly. Nation's capitol likely not safe.
woke up to moans and hushed"we can't do this with him in here." hope they had a good time
i'm so high that for the last 10 minutes i pretened my sock was a mouse, and played with it like it was legit.
States back in the final four. Now our sunday night drinking has purpose. Sparty on baby.
And I was somehow convinced to wash the glassware at the bar topless.
That chick needs a catscan. And fuck it, we're still ordering in a stripper
Meh. People are people bro. All of us are hairless psychotic apes. Happy 420.
google maps should a have a setting for this. like I AM ABANDONING EVERYTHING TO MEET A GIRL WHO IS 10 HOURS OF MILES AWAY. HOW DO WE DO THIS OPTIMALLY?
And to top it off I think that was the first time in history that anyone has used "oh just taking care of her grandmother and doing porn" in the same sentence.
He said he wanted to sit next to the fountain so he could "watch the water hit the other water".
Grandma's bordering on serious shit show territory at this point.
I despise everything about her. Except her tits.
there is a tent in the living room. its a vip tent room. i want in.
It’s a dick. Seen one, seen em all. Unless it spews a fountain of tequila, I don’t need to see yours.
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