did you get engaged???
I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
He was eating me out on the dryer...and his mom walked in with her laundry basket...
He wasn't the only one with a full load.
I was happy to be the center of attention..until i realized why everyone was staring
so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
Home safe. Psyche shattered. Still rolling. In love with the morrocan rug in the living room.
Just thought you should know that your brother tried to febreeze his floors with cooking spray last night.
I think that's the key to being an adult though... Get those rapid fire beer shits out I the way early, then you can go about your grown man business
Dramatic love triangle! I guess mystery Asian and I will just have to fight it out for your love.
I could not actually bring myself to utter the phrase "donkey cock" in front of my father. Not possible.
I found him in his pink and white boxer out side the dorm hall and the only thing he said was "it wouldn't let me in"
Grass is always greener, Allison, grass is always greener
The grass is drunker and I'm lying down on it
you slapped the bag of goldfish out of her hands and screamed, "BITCH THIS AINT NO AQUARIUM". That's how fucked up
you got coffee,laid,and a sandwich. that never happens when I work
it's pizza time hurry your sexcapades
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