dude this 15 year old girl saw our youtube vid and just facebook messaged me saying i was verry verry pretty. i have no schemas for how to respond to this situation.
woah 15?
i know! what is this dateline?
if she shaves her mustache, i'll let her give me head
when she said she would show you her other bow, she ment she wanted you to bend her over and see the tattoo on her lower back you idiot
Her parties are sponsored by Valtrex. This might not be your best idea.
My fuck buddy took time out of his date with his girlfriend to text me happy Valentines Day.
I have never heard someone not give a fuck so poetically in my life. I feel like you should be leading men into battle with a speech like that
It's stupid hot. I just want to be laying in a bathtub full of margaritas
You are a magnificent human being. I love you from head to toe. This wine is DELICIOUS.
The cops just came to this party I'm at and ate all of our snacks
Dude just crushed our bbq lays and told us to quiet down
Just woke up. Naked. Under an animal pelt. With a girl. I've never met her. She's pretty naked too.
For an hr, you were convinced you no longer had a right arm so you played Super Mario Bros with just your left hand vs Beth. You won btw, mite b why she refused to wear the unicorn head
Is is gay if I donloaded Grinder to see if my roommate is gay?
So our night ended with 6 cruisers, a fire truck, and an ambulance. Also, lots of blood. How was yours?
so i just realized the reason you didn't answer my call last night is because the remote isn't a phone.
That confirms what we've all known all along. I'm a bad gay. I have no fashion sense.
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