and trust me i need no booty pop lessons
i'm traumatized. his orgasm face consisted of him looking like my dead grandfather and burping.
I'm about one sudden movement away from being able to cross "throw up in a fortune 100 company's bathroom" off my bucket list.
I was seriously concerned she had died since she wasn't moving at all, but then I asked here where she was last night and her response was to hip thrust the air.
I feel like you just railed me after that sext
IM FEEDING MY CAT ALL THE HAM
I have a sixth sense for dads free balling in gym shorts
I guess I'll just chalk it up as a learning experience and a lot of great sex.
I may have been mad at the Supreme Court/patriarchy and tried to hate fuck myself.
He's only giving you free adderall so you can focus on his dick.
Emojis can't explain what he felt when that ass dropped
There's nothing wrong with using cocaine to keep my heart rate up in my fitness class.
Thought the acid was fake. Then my reflection didn't move when I did in the bathroom.
Someone just said “I need to use up this money before I’m tits up under the dirt” so I think I’m going to start using that in my daily vocabulary.
part of it says your brother mayyyy have put his lips on my vagina
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