i know you like preteen girls so i'm gonna offer you some advice...dump a bucket of glitter on yourself and walk into the sunlight. they will come running.
I just found puke in my bra..
It was perfect I came I passed out in his comfortable bed then a glass of jack Daniels fell from the bed post and spilled all over my face
You know, I've never slept in a rug with anyone before you
I suggest absurd amounts of masturbation this weekend to build up the necessary calluses
I didn't know what to do so I panicked and puked in my pillowcase with my pillow still inside.
There is a car windscreen wiper in my handbag... Not my car's, not ok.
Wow I got tittyfucked by the American Dream
Found out my grandpa had two wives and found out I'm eligible for some internships 11/10 would do acid again.
He told me that if he broke my bed my bed durring sex he would take me to ikea, but only on Monday because it's all you can eat meatballs. I think I'm in love.
unless you want this visit to have a different tone... more romantic, less molly in a hotel room
I like to send nudes ok? If that's my biggest flaw I think I'm ok
Beard. Chest hair. Job.
The holy trinity.
my dad just built a flame thrower.. you should probably get here
My boyfriend's mom is the manager of Wendy's. The same one I took a pregnancy test in.
Randomize
