If I had a nickel for every time somebody called me a bad person I would have enough money to check into rehab
I don't know which is worse: knowing all the free porn websites, or knowing which days they update their free porn.
And then I'm going to yell into her vagina and see if it echoes
Well I put her head right through the headboard. Thank god the room was under her name.
Just got a birthday card from Camel. How am I supposed to stop smoking when they care?
started to yawn and threw up hamburger helper instead. awesome night.
it's finals week and we've been blasting country porch drinkin since 10AM. there's been like 4 tweets about hearin us on the other side of campus
Of the 4 nights I've gone downtown this week, I've been "piss in the parking lot" drunk 5 times
Wait, there's no way I said I would suck his dick. I know drunk Katie.
No, you told him to suck YOUR dick.
See now that sounds like drunk Katie.
I feel like I should send her I'm sorry I've been fucking your boyfriend flowers.
I don't even know if he's actually hot or just hot because he plays hockey..
You did not just say that.
I can tell that I'm high when listening to celine dion becomes such a life changing experience
He can move his dick. Like on its own. WHY DID I NOT GIVE BLOWJOBS BEFORE?!
where are you guys?
stoned at his house watching water boil
I snuck a teenager into a club last nite, I felt like such a criminal. It was Awsome
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