the other night i did but this one wasnt and it was so random. i was hooking up with this boy who wanted to roleplay and pretend to be snakes
I fucked her on my hockey bag. it doesnt get any more Canadian than that.
I havnt been this mad since the coche de Los murtos incident
Dude. My sister is off limits. Touch her again and I'll rip off your dick and force feed it to you.
I accept this challenge.
I don't even want to talk about it, I'm traumatized. Even the dog knew to take advantage of the most intoxicated girl at the party...
I pull out like 90% of the time, but that's just to make art.
im starting to recognize places in this city by where i have drunkenly peed in public
All I remember is intermittent flashes of being passed out on the side of the road 3 or 4 different times. And telling him to just leave me there and I would walk home in the morning.
Lets now bow our heads and think of girls with ex boyfriends who were great at fingering them. That's so sad.
I just sneezed glitter I JUST SNEEZED G LITTER I j u st SneeZED GLIT TER I DO NOT HAVE TIME FOR THIS AT ALL.
if becoming an adult is chugging a bottle of wine in your bed and crying about your stresses while your dog watches you, sign me up
They offered me pot brownies in 7 minutes flat. Imagine my horror when I had to be like, are those gluten free?
What the hell happened to the sandwich meat I just bought?
After you smoked, you made 8 ham sandwiches.
Guess that explains the mysterious disappearance of the bread...
so idk what that means but now because of me he has a police file as breaking into my apartment and sleeping in my hallway under the carpet
He woke up and decided to go for a swim in the lake... At about 3am... With his dogs
Randomize
