were with a gay guy with a minnesota accent. think about how funny that sounds.
The university put out a message about those missing salt and pepper shakers... You should at least give back 60 of them.
im sober playing flip cup. its like cheating.
I have been running off of weed, alcohol, and Mexican food. What is Tallahassee.
My dick was out way too much saturday not to get laid
well he is only 50 percent black.. but after last night i am 100 percent not going back
I can't promise that. They just put an extra shot in my margarita.
I have a half pound of weed, a case of beer, 8 frozen pizzas and a hard dick. You have a high tech super-bong and a chest of sex toys. That's our vacation week right there.
If God invented something better than rough, drunken, lesbian sex he kept that shit to himself.
He's coming over again? GIRL, you're thoroughly enjoying the month of Dicktember.
We both knew it was over when I took a u turn at her belly button.
well at least you got laid last nighT. I woke up on a pile of laundry
I would just like to say that I was the one who said that we should find scissors, when they were cutting your hair with a kitchen knife. I am responsible.
I still feel bad for it, even though I technically only videotaped it and helped will to distract the questioning neighbor
Just a little drinking. So much fun and love. The world is a shiny wonderful sphere in the sky so why shouldn't we celebrate?
I just wanna fuck your brother. Sorry if thats a crime.
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