Is it sad that I'm on the stopduiaz.com website and there is a cute boy but it will never work between us because hes in jail for 17.5 years?
Um.. is it mean if I say yes?
How would my first penpal letter even go? "Hey saw you on stopduiaz.com, sucks you killed that motorcyclist. Whats your favorite thing to do on the weekend?"
She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
is there a legit reason for the weird voicemail I got at 2:14am?all I could make out was 'help me' 'two hours' and 'toilet butt'. wtf did u drink.
They have a guy from new zealand living under their stairs.. they don't charge him rent. He just buys food and booze and bartends their house parties.
You know its a good sign when a girl asks who everyone is AFTER she flashes her tits to the room.
I don't appreciate the fact that you tagged me as a giant bucket Miracle Whip.
Sorry my hands just texted you
It was the best of bangs; it was the worst of bangs.
I can't wet the bed. That was the old me. I'm grown
Oh my god
just once I'd like to not pass out before we leave the designated pre-drinking place
I'm not getting off this floor. I love this floor
Jus had a dream that I borrowed bob dylans car to save us from a pack of raptors. Pretty stoked about it.
Wow this just keeps getting better, weed, shrooms, a stripper..........a gun.
You is single now. The world is your ass buffet.
I love how we can bond over the fact that we're the only ones who think the guy I drunk hooked up with looks like Voldemort
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