This girls' body was nothing short of spectacular...her face, was like the '09 Detroit Lions
so he must've not known that your lastname is Came because everytime someone would say your name he would scream "NO SHE DIDNT" to the whole party. He must've not been too good then either.
she did the YMCA with her lgs... i think she forgot she wasnt wearing any underwear
Just got the orientation leader spot. For the first two days, I will be one of the best looking guys on campus. The freshman girls will be so disappointed they settled for me when everyone else comes back.
Is moral bankruptcy something you need to file for?
can you blow me for old times sake
only for old times sake
High enough to ask the woman at best buy if she ever feels like she's swimming. and telling the man outside that he smells like happy juice.
obviously he wasnt ready for this jelly and you can quote me on that
Shame?!? Shame only comes from getting naked in front of strangers and it not being awesome
I'll have to start mass sending dong pics to get the recognition I deserve
I am the murdurer of this scooby doo episode
Okay Im still jerking off but now with the Reality of Law School Looming In The Distance
Did I turn a man straight...??
Yes!
why yes, bad decisions will be made starting at 3PM Thurs through 8PM on Sun. You have been warned. Plan accordingly.
the person she was housesitting for had a christmas card from charlie sheen on the fridge so we fucked on the couch and just slept in the bed
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