She told me she got a 15 on her A.C.T.. that's when I knew it was a done deal.
Do brothers usually kiss their sisters?
And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
My mom is wearing Ed Hardy. There aren't words.
I woke up at 4am on the couch with half my clothes on. And by half my clothes I mean my earrings.
watching espn. realized that the exact place those sportcenter guys are is where I got laid on the beach last superbowl. my sex spot is broadcasted nationwide
I just met his wife...she told me they have been having marriage problems and are spending his paychecks on marriage counseling...then she cried on my shoulder...NOW i feel like a bitch.
She sent me a pic of shot glasses on fire if that tells you anything
Not quite sure what happened last night. I'll drive your dresser over to you later.....
Was awful. Wedding photos taken by a river with used syringes floating past. Had to ask the bride to put down a can of rum to have her photo taken.
I was fine until "Under Pressure" came on the radio. It's like God wanted me to shit my pants on the drive home.
I knew it was time to stop when you guys were playing a drinking game called "every three steps take a drink"
Woke up with an entire pizza face down in my bed beside me... untouched. Never beer bong a whole bottle of wine.
I got wing sauce on the baby and licked it off. If you were wondering how I'm doing.
I should be in a better mood, I just went home and had a quickie on my lunch break.
I had a sandwich.
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