Yo I charged a $20 breakfast to ur room, will pay u back in liquor and schoolgirl panties, thx again for a fun time
I think my guts just had a chinese fire drill
you're the one who masterbates every night to the titanic soundtrack
I'm drinking early times at a fridays on wednesday night. This entire bar is going to see my dick by last call.
Have thirty minutes until my shift starts. My heart says liquor store but my future says no
He was going down on me as I discovered a spaghetti-O on my boob. Its been a while since I faked it.
Printed off fake 'Producer' Sundance badges for us. Pretty sure they double as free passes for getting laid by 'actresses'. Testing this theory tonight.
Thanks for having me and my emotional baggage over last night.
Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
It must suffice lest there secretly exist a picture of me walking out of the ocean at midnight naked and half mast with a sea urchin on my ass
Do you know why I woke up with a half peeled lemon in my purse with a post-it that said "eat me" on it?
How exactly does a handjob become fancy?
Blueberry lube, and champagne.
You've changed since you got that strap on
i just used a selfie stick to take an ass pic. i hate myself.
I sort of feel bad for this orthodontist. The things that have been in my mouth in the past 12 hours aren't exactly socially acceptable.
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