Bro can a girl get pregnant if i jizz in her mouth?
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Someone took a freaking dump on a roll of toilet paper. Next to the toilet. No shit in the toilet. Just on the roll of toilet paper.
This whole living in Ohio thing is getting reaaaaallly old.
I just saw her punch a kid in the face.. i always knew she was the girl for me.
Im at the zoo right now high out of my mind and feel as if the animals are watching me and Im the one in a cage.
His foreplay reminded me too much of breastfeeding.
Totally forgot this... How weird was it when they were licking our faces
Water park on acid. THIS NEEDS TO HAPPEN!!
there is a video of me on Facebook getting mad at a trash bin what the fuck was in your Pepsi
If this first date goes well and I like him, I won't sleep with him. But if it doesn't go well, I'll sleep with him.
all i remember was her shitting herself and asking me to call her parents.....i so didn't. when i woke up she was gone and left a note saying "we will be lovers forever"
Currently hiding in the shower from the RA and my elbow turns it on. Showers and Ciroc don't mix..
FYI: Brian said he left me in the bathroom Friday night to shower and 45 minutes later found me with a towel around my head, my pants on and holding my boobs. No more Jell-O shots for me.
I'm getting "congrats on your engagement" shots. I need to get engaged more often!
As he put it in he shouted "geronimo!"
Wow... So was the sex good?
Yeah but it doesn't matter. My vagina is not a pool.
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