Who haven't you slept with?
No one comes to mind.
I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
he smells like the inside of heather mills' fake leg
I appreciate the offer. Swallowing pride is much like swallowing cum, difficult and unpleasant
we're havin a 400 loko party for joe pa's 400th win. come get loko
Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
Freshman Move In Day, its like Christmas in August.
Dude, how the hell did you become an RA?
To do list: put blue gatorade in a windex spray bottle. spray it into my mouth in public so people think i'm drinking windex.
Well it was tamer than the 4th of july when I blew that guy I met walking home from the fireworks
Hung over and there is no way in the world I can make this mess look good today. Only solution is to stay drunk.
Never let him bartend when he's tripping. He sprinkled a ton of mexican shredded cheese over a jack and coke and called in a Monterey Jack Daniels.
just woke up on a lounge chair wearing a durag and holding burrito wrappers in my hands
I was just lying down, dumping goldfish into my mouth and they like all came out I thought I was going to choke and die and people would be like damn that's so sad, she died laying in bed stuffing her face and reading kanye wests twitter, damn.
Should we make a shared Google doc list of places we want to fuck? Like a scavenger hunt?
I have mastered the art of having sex on monkey bars.
Randomize
