I cont stop tolking in a british axsent
DUUUDE!! just found out that the fbi has a kids page. guess who's got a new jumior officer printout badge?
A moment of silence for all our pussy whips bro's who had to endure the NEW MOON premier!
You stayed up for three hours wasted, feeding my rabbit 2 1/2 boxes of girl scout cookies.
There are 3 pics of me on my camera, naked, wearing only an apron, scooping ice cream.
I got head to The Nanny. Officially gay.
I got offered a handle of vodka and tomato soup to bring his dog home. He knows me all too well.
We need to figure out what we are doing for halloween asap. I'm not going out like a punk ass bitch burger king again this year.
I enjoy it and I rock at it. I wish there were a respectable way to make giving blow jobs a career.
THERE IS A VIDEO OF DMX SINGING RUDOLPH THE RED NOSE REINDEER
I'm officially in the Christmas spirit
Prop 8 repealed and I FINALLY got my period. Good day for America!!!
It's like I'm tryna ride my horse through dennis quaid’s vineyard
That's a sexy sentence
its been well over a year and hes still saying sex with me was epic
i got kicked out of the casino for drunken disorderly conduct because i kept stumbling into old people and one of them told on me. as the boucer was taking down my information so i could no re-enter i ripped my id out of his hands while yelling fuck you.
No no. Thank you. Killed multiple birds with one penis.
Randomize
