Yeah, getting the HI-fiVe would really put a damper on my whoring around.
You do realize the lyrics aren't "hold me close TONY DANZA" right?
You can't be serious.
So apparently I shook her hand very polite, said weiner and walked away
you woke me up at 7 am banging on my wall.. what the hell
thats the international knock for joint time
My lab manual has instructions for making home wine. Room project?
Spent 200 bucks on a stripper for a good night hug. I give up.
I just woke up in bed, rolled over, and found a whole pizza.
this is the second day in a row.
Oh. Yeah. It's the same pizza then.
Yeah then she waddled like a duck in silence sat down and ate the entire paper towel roll.
The thought "Ummm which pants am I wearing? ...I *am* wearing pants, right?" just ran through my head. I'm done. So done.
A prostitute stole us beer at 3 am
Maybe whip a sausage around while you do it and pour some beer on you. Like a German white snake video
I don't think I've ever been sadder than the way I feel when I finish my meal while I'm high
The man sent me a video of him doing the helicopter, the least I can do is go visit him in the hospital
I found condoms in the back yard from you and your boyfriend. My house isnt a motel
He asked me to describe my life outside work. I responded with "Home-wrecker.
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