Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
There's something fitting about a hot in-car interracial makeout to the tune of 'healing the world.' RIP Mike.
so im kinda of nervous about the whole bust inside event last night
I refuse to go to this wedding alone, or sober. Practice drunk-walking in heels and a Bridesmaid dress begins tonight.
It's what America was founded on: former hookups referring you for a job four years later.
Hypothetically speaking, what is the proper response if one gets bitten by a most likely not rabid squirrel? Hypothetically.
Jus saw ur date getting a bj in the mcdonalds parking lot...u want anything?
I am a murderer. I ran over so many baby frogs. I wanted to stop and pick some up to take home, but all I have is a wine bottle. I'd hate to explain that to a cop.
just for future reference, lake water is NOT mix for hard stuff. nor is it an adequate substitute.
Well shit, I would've slept with him if I knew he was gonna be in the draft.
I put a bagel at the end of my bed so every time I want a bite I have to do a sit up
I went to an 8am hookup in another guys sweatpants. Who is the really player here?
We got really high and he took a green marker and made my vagina into a Christmas tree.
He has a beach house and a Simba tattoo. Our wedding is next Tuesday, hope you're free.
He unliked all of my pictures on instagram, I don't know whats worse, the fact that he did it or the fact that I noticed..
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