First guy to fuck a girl in the new tool shed. Her underwear is on the shovel hook.
she sucked my dick to get the taste of the last guy's out. I need to find a new friend with benefits.
dinner is belligerent. she just poured the rest of the pitcher of margaritas into a take home box. people are staring.
like the only thing i remember is bringing a piece of toast to the bar...
So I've gone into the break room to heat up a styrofoam cup 8 times over the course of 4 hours.. that desperate to see him. Now I have a broken heart AND cancer.
I'm not holding out much hope. She met me in a nighclub when I was arguing with the cigarette machine
Do you have any pix of it limp? I wanna see the metamorphosis, like a cock caterpillar turning into a giant beautiful cock butterfly!
Well I don't think you can suck his dick while he's making pizza. I think that goes against some health codes.
STOP SETTING ME UP WITH GUYS YOU MEET ON CRAIGSLIST
If you come home and I'm pantsless with cake smeared all over my face, I'm sorry.
I just washed my birth control down with captain because I don't have any water and I need to wash the blood off my face before I leave my room.....
Remember when I said I had my shit together?
I knew it was on when all she had to say about the handcuffs was 'I really hope these adjust tighter!'
The hat, the beard, the hard posing - like who does he think he is?
A bag of dicks
That's dating life
and you fell through a lawn chair
He's coming over again? GIRL, you're thoroughly enjoying the month of Dicktember.
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