do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
she's walking around the room telling people she can make the room move with her mind and then she shakes her head really fast yelling 'see?!'
Does it count as a shower if I just sat in the tub singing I'm a Little Teapot?
She just asked me if I was going to kiss her cat goodby too... This is why we don't stay till last call.
i made it my goal to pee in the sink of every apartment we went to last night. i didnt use the toilet once
I don't know how it happened, one minute we were talking about Huck Finn, the next minute I was blowing him behind the corner of his apartment building.
Can you give me a hickey quick? Im going to a white trash themed party. Completely serious
I'm pretty sure I just woke up to one of the airport janitors saying that she wanted to tie me up and do something.. I couldn't hear what, thank god
making out was so insane. it felt like our tongues were paintbrushes made of waves and we were painting an ocean galazy
What's that word that means bigger and smaller and bigger and smaller, again?
Goddamn it, Jaime, it's 4am. Throbbing. The word is throbbing.
I just almost said to a customer "P as in Pussy"
Is it bad juju to glue mini budda to the bottom of a shot glass
can we take a moment to remember my theory on 'your tongue is a snake that lives in your mouth' because we reached a whole new level of high
We could have a classy candlelight sonic dinner with fireball cocktails if you leave now. Twat tickler centerpieces.
DO NOT LET HIM TAKE CONTROL OVER YOUR BOWELS
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