Of course we end up in a gay bar... And I have to tell you there are some hot dudes here, should I pass around your Facebook?
so evidently yelling "gay" everytime your bf tells you how he feels is cause for breakup. news to me
one might say we're banned from that church
Do you think this abandoned cigarette has herpes? cuz I'm tempted.
I am sitting on the floor by my oven watching my cookie dough blossom. This is a whole new level of fat
Drunk lesbians having an argument about their realationship isn't as hot as I imagined.....
She kept saying 'I love you' but i couldn't tell if she was talking to me or to her beer.
They'd unbutton the overalls with their lesbian-tongues. It wouldn't even be a problem.
I will also be strapping forties to the puppies.
But you have work tomorrow. And a whore to pick up. And a dinner to eat. And a vagina to slaughter. Your day is full!
I appreciate the concept of vaginal slaughtering.
Can cross "get fingered at a state park" off my bucket list
"Only you can prevent yeast infections."
I don't give a fuck that he's gay and keeps hitting on me. Free cocaine is free cocaine bro
PICK ME UP NOW I THINK THIS MOTEL IS A CRIME SCENE. also congrats on your engagement i saw the post on my phone while i was climbing out the window
Dicks are not precious.
We lost. I'mma go home and drink more and do a face mask and wonder why it is that god put me on this Earth to suffer
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