fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
Nights of college: 1. Virgins: 1. Yes.
I just put anything in between my legs and hope for the best.
and i do it all in one night. I'm like santa but a whore.
the teacher just ate a hash brownie and passed out on the bus best field trip 2010'
I walked down to the adult beverage store and got two bottles of jim beam and s shooter of crwon black label because we didn't have any Tylenol
Fuck that must be a crazy sunburn.
At this point I just want to meet a man with a job.
I mean I love some drunk compliments, but he just wasn't up to my low standards.
And that is why we dont do tequila shooters at 1 in the afternoon. Because you go home with a beast like that
I don't think the TSA would be too happy. Who knows if three ounces of lube will be enough for us?
I tried to twerk on a barn in 3 inch heels at a party last night and nose dived into mud. These were all new friends. I'm probably not allowed back. Cool.
A prostitute stole us beer at 3 am
Remember when we used to smoke out of an apple at the playground? Those were some precious moments
I had sex in the tube at that same playground once. That park is full of memories.
This is the third time this month a guy I’m not dating has dumped me. How is this even possible???
That is our entire relationship. We match bowls and give each other head. What more could you possibly want?
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