i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
My friend's 9-year-old son just informed me that for a cop station, you can't use a shotgun; you have to use a machine gun. Thank you, Grand Theft Auto, for single-handedly corrupting our youth.
Wish you were here....
And I wish your mouth was around my cock, but that never happens, does it?
What makeup look will say to the therapist 'I am a smart, well-adjusted young woman'?
Sorry but i am wayy to hungover to take mom to her AA meeting.
Wont she be proud, Hailey.
Thanksgiving. This year's theme: I am thankful that I still have a liver.
I can affiliate each flavor of Copenhagen to a different one night stand. I really love Texas.
Everything is just really out of control. I hear puking from three different parts of the house. Roger has black eye from being punched. Kaiser tried shaving his head, but somehow burned himself. Music is bumping, but everyone is either puking and calling out for help or blacked the fuck out.
My vag is like the Sahara
Ew that's gross.
The sad truth. Barren and empty.
I just haymakered a dude with my face, can we talk about ME for a second and not the guy I fought?
Guys, as my favorite vagina consultants I have to share something.
My professional advice is not to put lemons in your lady pocket.
IT IS EARTH DAY, RECORD STORE DAY, 4/20 EVE, AND SATURDAY ALL AT THE SAME TIME!
fucking him is like fucking old faithful. you could set your watch by his orgasms.
thanks for not wanting to stay all night or talk or anything, nice to have a fuck buddy who really doesnt take the buddy part serious
I'm all about the fuck
There were 16 girls and 31 titties. That’s how the club was. Lance doesn’t get to decide ever again.
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