I had the most spectatular hardon this morning. I think it was trying to reach you in Wisconsin.
Dude we got so high last night. I said "watch this" threw a goldfish cracker in the toilet, and laughed my ass off. We watched the dvd menu for 30 minutes too.
words cant express how excited I am to make January 1st our own personal version of The Hangover
i think of them as a grilled chicken salad and a fried chicken biscuit. obviously Amy is better for me, but when i'm eating her all i can think about is how much better the blonde must taste.
Dude you picked up her Chihuahua and threatened to kill it yelling "it's not cinco de mayo, bitches"
I opened a jar of Ragu so I could use it as a cup. You tell me how it's going.
what customs doesn't know wont hurt them
He took the Gold in Olympic clit licking last night. Canada should be proud.
Hypothetical question. Say I was bleeding profusely, close to your house, and needed a place to go to clean up and perform minor surgery on myself. Like now.
Everyone is now just referring to it as "the night Hannah couldn't get laid" so needless to say you didn't miss much
How long can I keep it classy to hook up in my old office building? Two more years? Does it get weird after 30?
So lets not base feelings on vagina tingles
When that bartender tried to tell us he sang like Sade, I knew it was time to go
You meet the best people naked in a hot tub at 2 am.
well at least you didn't have your nipples chewed last night
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