I know they r crazy. However porn on a big screen is an easy commitment. They come with mute, stop, fast fwd and replay buttons. if only all women came that way...
This is the kind of period I feel I should name out of respect to the fact I might have just gotten lucky this time.....
Rick Santorum just suspended his campaign. Lets celebrate by watching gay pornography together.
That's just a really flattering way of saying, "Yes, you're useless, but you have great tits."
I took a hang over nap infront of the door to my 9am class
feelin groggy baby? need a coffee? vitamins? a nice good fuck on the piano?
I'm watching porn in spanish. Thats studying right?
Dude you're fine. You're 5 minutes away from your house and you're eating fig newtons
You've opened Pandora's butthole my friend. There's no going back.
your were asleep with people making out on top of you. you didn't even look bothered by it.
My aunt asked how many piercings I had and my mom said seven and I said nine and that's how my family found out I had my nipples pierced.
Not my fault the fence refused to just break when I ran into it.
You kept flirting with some guy while I was throwing up on the sidewalk, and I screamed YOU DON'T LIKE MEN
The stripper started talking about murdering people....that lapdance turned dark.....
dude wtf why are there forks in my wall
does "I AM MAGNETOOOO" ring any bells, because that was you for an entire hour last night
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