You know what is really helpful - when the two guys you want to fuck stand next to each other. Stay tuned for who wins
if you want blown tonight you're gonna have to take me up on that offer now. in less then 45 minutes you're gonna be blacked out and i'm not doing something i'm not getting credit for in the morning.
She woke up with blood running down her face and asked the EMS guy where the keg was
Are you being sarcastic? I can't tell this time because you're in the hospital.
Probably shouldn't have worn my jeans covered in blood from last night to class.
I literally saw him try to open a beer can with his anus. We need o step up our game.
It's a long way off yet but I've started planning my eviction party. Be prepared, it includes jungle juice.
You missed practice last night. You owe at least 8 hours of liver sprints.
You peed on someone's house because they had a Wisconsin flag.
I blacked out for most of the day but apparently I still met with my prof. I made notes...
Tell me again why I left before the topless cake fight
So, in keeping with the last two years, are we going to watch the new Hobbit movie on acid again? It's kinda starting to feel like a Christmas tradition.
One day soon I'll learn the difference between a good high and way too high. Today is not the day.
Just witnessed a man yell "gonna catch a slut!" at himself in the mirror while doing bicep curls at the gym.
I was...perplexed.
I put on a face mask and masturbated for an hour... my face now has a green tint
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