I dont know why people are racist. Both the mexicans and the irish gave us holidays where everyone drinks on a wednesday.
I'm drinking bacardi out of her mom's eco-green starbucks mug and chasing it with her sister's "for track only" vitamin water. Hello suburbia
after taking her first shot and having her first random hook up she finally feels like she is ready for college
she has no idea
You are so lucky that drugs are going to kill you before I do.
Literally I thought my ears were pouring out blood. That high.
She's drinking vodka out of a windex bottle. She is spraying it in her mouth and at strangers.
Should i put up a tasteful banner for your party that says last chance to sleep with maya?
I think my vagina has grown over, not unlike earring holes when not used in a long amount of time.
I'm 50% weirded out and 50% into it
Some cougar Brit said she loved me. America is bouncing back.
I'm sitting in my 10 am lecture drinking a flask out of a dorritos bag...I think people are starting to notice but I'm already too drunk to care
The only thing that got me through this hellish day was imagining a large Swedish penis inside of me.
What did your vagina DO during the nhl lockout?!
Americans.
Was the guy in the cowboy hat kinda hot or have I just not had sex in a really long time?
Just broke into the basement of my house via my american red cross blood donor card. I officially save lives
Well, I turned down sex again. This is guy #5 in the past 2 weeks. My vagina is going to seek emancipation.
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