I can only date guys with blackberrys
I just decided its a new prereq to talk to me
I just saw Sharon Stone's cootch in high def. I think I'll stay gay.
Now would be a great time to stop wondering " Who let the dogs out" and go to sleep
Fact: The drinking you do in college doesn't affect your liver in real life.
U just looked at me and said "wake me up when I'm done eating"
The straight man in me wants to hit on her. But the gay man in me wants to compliment her on her awesome outfit.
i drank out of a bidet.
she's lying on the floor with a bottle of vodka, belting shakira. plz advise.
Party at my house. Beach themed. Clothing optional.
Wouldn't that make it "Nude Beach Themed?"
You said my dick was impressive. You thank someone when they say that. My momma raised a gentleman.
There was confetti in my vomit this morning... Happy New Year!!
The only flat surface we had was a cheez it box so we snorted the blow off of that. Rock bottom really isn't that bad.
Saw your dad at the bar last night... And again this morning when he left. Told you not to mess with me bitch.
just turned another straight guy gay. Goddamn the church must hate me
First aid class means get dry humped by moderately attractive college students during heimlich maneuver training.
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