we did it on the carpet and she just yells out "OH. MY PSORIASIS".
Hm. I declare blue a flavor.
my dog ran away and came back with a marajuana plant. what are you doing tonight?
Tostitos scoops are the best shotglasses ever. Eat it after as a chaser.
I got to watch him fuck me from behind in the reflection of an ornament. so glad I decorated.
watching hot guy on train scrolling with his blackberry's track ball... o to be that track ball...
In case you come back to the room and i'm not here, yes there's a cup filled with gravy in the microwave. Just take it out if you need to heat something.
Question: trumpet bong. Can it work.
Jesus Christ that hit just spoke to so many levels of my soul. It's caressing them softly
That awful moment when there is no more beer and you find yourself considering tequila and aloe juice.
Nothing says happy valentines day like waking up to a naked man you hooked up with taking a walk of shame
Twice. I only peed my pants twice tonight.
I will run into the sunset with a fist full of condoms.
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
You made me brush your teeth last night......for 47 minutes.
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