I am not drunk. I will recite the pledge.
I don't want you to recite the pledge!
Pledge alligien to america to united states of america
We have to go find her fucking car. She came home from a 80 dollar cab ride, no shoes, and all she remembers is its at a burger king on a street with an H in it
i stuck my finger in my ass and it felt weird. but you know. it should be different when a guy does it right?
He had in his status he loved beating off and tagged his wife. another reason facebook should be for college.
Hey its the Filipino guy from last night. I just wanted to say sorry my friend bled all over your driveway. Great party though.
There are taser marks on me. Your face flashed before my eyes when i woke up and saw them.
Look, we all have our slutty phases. Mine is just forever.
i don't care if its just a preseason game, my pick up a guy and suck him off in the bathroom skills are in midseason form
I figure hes like disneyworld. You know youre only going once or twice in life. Might as well have fun and ride the rides
Singing high school musical songs with an old Russian woman I met on the bus. What are you doing?
It is not a successful senior year unless you show up to campus without pants at least once, right?
I need a life alert for his random dick pics. My heart can't handle that.
I did not know male screamers existed until now. Good for him. Good for my ego.
Like what? And no, shrooms cannot be party favors.
what the fuck is wrong with you
Do you want me to go chronologically or alphabetically?
Randomize
