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Think about all of the events that have led to this: me sitting in the back of my classroom drinking beer out of a taco bell cup, telling the teacher I have to leave early to go to an AA meeting.
He told me they were just razor bumps!
She gets me. First thing she said this morning "I'll buy breakfast if you can tell me my name."
At first i thought she was a sexily dressed toddler. but not in a pedophile way, in a really on drugs way
She's planning a December wedding, I'm planning on a June breakup.
I may have had sex with him and told him we wasn't worth my time then went home and made mashed potatoes
I'll pretend I don't know she's blind, my morals claimed the back seat in this adventure.
I have a to do list for the summer and thing one is figuring out my sexual orientation
How many fucks given?
0.12846
New drinking game idea: Take a shot for every republican you see on facebook bitching about the ruling.
if i get arrested im counting on you to get a picture of it
I will pepper spray him so fast I don't even care
YOUR STATE IS STUPID
Did you miss a turn again?
WHAT FUCKING IDIOT DECIDED TO DESIGN AN ENTIRE FUCKING STATE WHERE YOU CAN'T MAKE A FUCKING LEFT TURN?!? FUCK NEW JERSEY
My vagina! What have you done to it?
Blessed it my child.
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