what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
a chick just tried to cover her fart by sneezing. it didn't work
ive been a drunken mess for the last 5 days. i feel like a 19 year old again
He said his penis was a 1 woman penis with a conscience an I was that woman...technically a declaration of commitment rite?
Why am I always the sober one?
Cause you're the only one with any sort of self control. It's kinda your super power...
according to last night, I underestimated the size of my mouth and the possibilities of what can fit into it.
Every time I someone I meet again from that wedding it turns into the "Oh your the guy who puked in the hallway and passed out in front of the elevator."
So if her brother fucks my brother, can I just tell her that anal sex is in her genes?
Where can I buy a stripper pole at midnight on a Sunday?
Is there a greeting card for "I can't keep being The Other Woman"?
Phil and I agree that the level of sand in your vagina rivals that of many of the earth's largest deserts
Found an elderly homeless guy with a Gandalf beard passed out on my porch. I put a Santa hat over his erect dick cause he was naked.
i just wanna know who wrote "dibbz" on my ass?
WHY are you masturbating to hockey fights?
hey, i didnt think i could be this stupid either but you dont see ME getting all judgemental about it
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