Not that I thought your boyfriend was a phile
But the whole crossing guard thing? Weird.
guess who was drunk and crawling in the middle of the road and got brought home by the police last night? HINT: ME
I just love slightly exposed cleavage. Not too much to be whory but just enough to say "your kids will never go hungry"
i'm ready for this baby to gtfo so i can get coked out.
Just so you know you don't have to worry about me picking up any guys tonight. The Hilton is hosting guests from the North American Gay Volleyball Association and the Comic Palooza
Ok if you are accepting my apology, please continue to ignore me. If you are not, please fill out the brief survey that follows, to help me improve my people relations: a) your a bitch please leave me alone b)your crazy pls leave me alone c) I never cared ab u please leave me alone. D) all of the above e) all of the above but I wouldn't mind still fucking u. F) who are you again? Your answer will not b shared and will b used in accord. With the law. TY
My vagina is glad I'm back at work because it needs a vacation after working all through my vacation.
You can't give me tequila around boys who have girlfriends. That ain't new.
I sense naked hashbrown eating in my near future.
We inadvertently arrived at the strip club on Bear Night. The dancers all look like young Santa Claus and there's a buffet....
I have alotted at least an hour for ugly crying.
He just got home after serving 5 years in prison. And I think I may courtesy fuck him. Best Christmas present ever.
Just realized how behind i am. Will gradually increase drinking until i don't remember that i missed an entire year of class.
i don't know what it is about you being around kids that makes me want to screw your brains out
That is the creepiest and also the sexist thing you've ever said
i think it's like a sexual celebration of not having kids
You know you're old when you’re masturbating and you pull your hip
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