Do you feel like you missed out a little from not getting crabs in college?
then she made me sanitize my hands before fingering her...i may have found my soulmate
You did not just nickname me "Nipples".
I call it my summer of slut; except summer lasts from May until December. It's been incredibly successful
bitch got booty called while we were making out. and then she actually left.
I just had to dig under a pile of condoms in my desk drawer to get to a blue book. Summer is officially over.
I wonder what acid is like for a blind person... Can we find this out?
He refused to pierce my nipples, saying they are the best he's ever seen and that blemishing them would be a crime
her tits were more amazing then brown bears with armor and guns that fire bullets of Justice that destroys inequality.
DAMMIT Im supposed to be running a company not discussing dick piercings!
Like, she can be the shepard of the gays. Delivering him unto homosexuality.
I think the cashier could tell I was sad. All I bought was penis shaped food and chocolate
My dry spell starts kindergarten this fall...
They grow up so fast.
Would it be creepy if I masturbated with my face in the pillow he slept on last night? Cuz I'm pretty sure that's about to happen
She was on top, but I lost her at "alright, you look like predator."
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