I thought Christmas was going to come before I did
Can we just schedule bi-weekly fucks and bypass all the bullshit?
dont try to nair your balls. i speak from experience
i normally make it a rule to leave when white people start rapping... but they had blow.
you can't tell me it's over and send me pics of you and your cat?
Revised rule: don't put your dick in the general vacinity of mental instability.
Not even dry humping. Not even a little bit.
I found a half-finished mass text from my California weekend that said "things I want to rape: you, things, stuff, and le"
Alive.
So much puke
She knocked me and my drink to the ground with her ass. I have never been mad at someone for having a glorious booty.
i want to shrink myself down to penis size, climb inside of her pussy and just live there for a few months.
He walked in wearing nothing but a WWF belt and yelled "THE CHAMP... IS... HEEERE!!!"
I'll accept that I'm a woo girl. Just not the drunk cowboy hat wearing bar mongering twat bag type
I worry about your feelings an awful lot for somebody who gets off on making you cry
Having Father’s Day on Pride weekend is always so awkward. “Hey dad just calling to say I love you.” While I’m navigating my way through a pop up pool at a bar riding a penis floatie. Happy Father’s Day.
His hair is as curly as mine. It was like watching me go down on myself.
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