That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
I wasn't fucked. I was just drunk, because i was still able to walk into the woods and masterbate.
insurance, jail, and birth control were made for people like us.
splinters make it hard to masturbate
Maybe I need a light up heart over my vagina like Christina aguilera to get the point across
I am not apologizing for rubbing my balls on your leg...that is a risk you take when you come out to the bar with me
I am assuming I was his dirty Mardi Gras mistake and I can live with that
New level of stoned. My Terry's Chocolate Orange didn't 'whack-and-unwrap' so I ate it like an apple.
Its not that I don't mind giving her as much as my penis as she wants, its the post sex cigarette I have to supply. Shits $9 a pack.
Put a tip jar next to your bed from now on.
Your good ideas are reason #4 we need to live together.
I just got a huge discount at GameStop for having tits. I win.
Who knew there were so many rules and judgements about laying on a kitchen floor. I'm all like I'm resting. It just happens to be on a kitchen floor.
Can you plz delete the video of me twerking in Waffle House, my mom just got a vine.
We ran out of toilet paper so Ive been using coffee filters
If a guy makes a dick joke within 24 hrs of matching am I just setting myself up for disaster if I say yes to a date lol
conclusion: canadians have really freaky sex
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