READY
for what?
TO HAVE SEXXXX
i think you have the wrong number
It was amazing what she could do with her one good arm.
i just discovered how you can fold down the cardboard sleeve on a hot pocket. Life just got a whole lot easier.
That's cool how's he been?
He got hit in the face with a beer bottle so he has two black eyes and 13 stitches.. He hasnt changed much.
Appropriately today was the first time I've ever GTL'd. I can't believe I made fun of this,it's rather relaxing.
Getting sheets for college, what is the thread count that shows the least amount of cumstains?
630.
he's doing fine. just headbutted the wall and threw up
im sure shes a lovely person but i cant be friends with someone that doesnt drink. its just not right.
Eating cold pizza and drinking a beer for breakfast while standing in a hotel window naked is how I say hello September...
Talking to friends parents while buying all the things needed for Jell-O shots. classic
After that song played in the club all he kept drunkenly saying was "Birdman goes brrrrrr"
I wish I could have seen the drive thru woman's face after " May I please have 20 Mcflurrys.....and a large diet coke, I'm trying to watch my weight for bikini season."
I'm a complete klutz, especially when I get excited. I pee a lot too. I'm like a puppy except I don't pee in the floor.
almost dropped my phone in the toilet but it somehow bounced off my tit and landed on the floor. Boobs: saving me hundreds of dollars in bar tabs and smartphones since '09
I'm twenty nine years old, now is not the time to start trying new drugs. I need a hedge fund...not another drug-induced hangover.
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