would you consider him our boss?
technically yes
then technically i slept with our boss
Bring booze and chicks. Separate, or one already in the other. Your call.
it's gonna be a chat room kind of night
Sooo, drunk me had the sense of mind to write down everything that happened last night.....I bet you thought you'd get away with what you did to my parrot.
he squeezed my boobs like he didn't know what else to do with them, then turned down head...
told you he was gay.
i prefer some hard alcohol, but wine makes me feel less of a progressive alcoholic
I feel if a girl leaves my house the next morning feeling degraded and in desparate need of a shower, then I have succeeded.
Her voice kills me. Its the perfect pitch to fuck with my hangover.
Taco Bell drive through. Chick got out of the car in front of us and threw up on the hood of my car!
Not okay.
Fucking that physical therapist guy was the best decision I ever made.
dude I just found tht weird ass guy u invited last night passed out in my closet.... apparently he "couldn't find the exit"
Come back. Shots need mouths.
Gez, you make a couple noises and all of the sudden your the loud girl.
He just kept repeating "It was like meep meep meep on my balls."
I know her cup size but not her name....
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