She is definitely tripolar. Like bipolar but better/worse.
About to see some guy and give him a glance that tries to express how sorry i am for blowing his friend while he was getting a BJ in the same room
Seriously this night has "go home now before you cry, puke or scream on someone" written all over it.
only in a texas roadhouse would someone whistle while I was breastfeeding.
I just watched the lion king for the first time in years. It's like the equivalent of a really good blow job.
She was giving me head while we were in my tree house, my mom then came out to let the dog out so she stopped so I would stop groaning, was it good? You tell me
Please don't make me ever have to hear the words "the Queen's gynecologist" ever again.
I'm content with our "friends with accidental benefits" situation.
You never know true fear until you're on your period in a house full of white furniture.
I also tried to hide a bottle of vodka in a build a bear last night so that something that happened in my life
Would it be weird if i sent him a "happy fuckiversary" text?
I mean seriously with your cock and my tits combined we could rule the world. Pinky and the brain style
whoever decided snowing in 90 percent of campus on a night when the streets are flowing with tequila and skittles was clearly not an R.A.
I need more 20 something year old penis in my life
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
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