Ha i know. My vag can't go too crazy for a boy halfway across the country. It doesn't have that good of range
Fuck appropriateness.
I hope you fall in a pool of honey in an immensely populated region of bears.
i blame lastnights decisions on friday the 13th
Apparently you can legally be topless in Boulder, CO. Get on it.
I woke up and he was just feeling up my stomach. I felt like buddha and he was rubbing my belly for good luck. never again.
He went to WalMart with $30 and came back with a watch, a basketball and an engagement ring.
He is really real. Like I know where he works, have referenced him with mutual fb friends and I've seen his dick. He's real.
Can we fangirl? Can we have fangirl Tuesdays?
Sure lol what's that?
Oh, dear, sweet Laura. Please start singing A Whole New World. I have Aladdin's part, you're Jasmine.
Why?
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also somebody did cough syrup and i was really worried but i couldn’t express why properly so i was like MACKLEMORE SAYS NO
What the World Series means to me is that I've slept with too many giants fans.
Trust me.. Might look gay.. Might feel gay... But I could snap your neck with my inside thighs bro
Chipotle farts are not good for seducing boys.
I'm like, not good at living.
Either im seeing the northern lightgs, someone is having a rave, or im on acid.. Im most likely on acid
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