I think, one-on-one, Paul Rudd could be very threatening in like a REALLY good way.
They were so loud I wrote them a sex critique and taped it to his door.
Getting sheets for college, what is the thread count that shows the least amount of cumstains?
630.
organizing the empties. That sober.
I offered to go to AA with him...not because I am admitting I have a problem but because I want to see what they are saying about people like us.
he's only going to be home for two days, his dick is going to be in me for the whole 48 hours, he doesnt have a choice.
No dude trust me, just go a strip club at their busiest hours and pick the ugliest chick. Guaranteed she blows you for under 20$, the record stands at $7.67 and a pen from Bank of America,
All those movies are bullshit, there is no way to run down a line of parked cars, they`re too far apart. my faces hurts so much right now
Dear Jesus. Send me strength to not suck cock this morning.
I managed to get through my meeting without throwing up in someone else's office, so there's that for an accomplishment today.
No, you made a silk sheet toga and held up a dildo calling yourself "The Statue of Puberty". People made pilgrimages from the other party down the block to see you.
Are you texting, crying and driving?
And missing part of my eyebrow. Correct that is the description one would give of me at the moment.
Guess who isn't pregnant with a random sex ocean baby?!?!
I mean, it was a fun hookup and he's cute and whatnot, but he wouldn't go down on me. Plus he's a republican. Idk why but those things feel like they go hand in hand.
My psychiatrist just sent me a dick pic
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