jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
It was worth having to clean the cum stains out of the carpet.
They don't exactly give out small business loans to start-up dealers
you blew your rape whistle in his face every time he got near a girl till he left the party...
I can't wait for round whatever # we're on tonight.
Seriously wondering if smoking a bowl for lunch was a bad idea.
OR THE BEST. STAY TUNED.
I'd rather be castrated by angry chipmunks Than live your life for 24 hours
HOW IS IT EARTHLY POSSIBLE TO DO THAT MUCH DAMAGE WITH JUST MY THUMBS?? HOW???
You were walking away to pee and as you were undoing your belt you looked at me and said "the belt is off. the game is on. Remever that."
Remember the bouncer that knocked out Dave and Sam? Apparently his day job is a florist. Uppercut and fresh cut in one package.
You just want to live out all your fuck fantasies with all these girls through me. I know your game. Well played sir.
Go forth my friend, but don't do any of that fruitful and multiplying shit.
He told me to be a woman and make him dinner. So I threw a bagel at him and went out to dinner.
Make a note to pack something that won't catch shell casings in your cleavage
Optimism doesn't exist before 2pm nor do any other emotions.
Randomize
