your butthole totally puckers for the ginge
Apparently I think casual Friday means I can show up unshaven in yesterday's clothes and reeking of booze.
My roommate still talks on AIM. What is this middle school?
to cover up your slurred speech you tried talking like the creepy old man from family guy
At the miami airport. Don't know if it's all the tequila I drank in cozumel or the 5 year olds french accent but I might puke.
i just opened a seperate checking account to keep track of how much i make and spend on our keggers
sooo what's the appropriate music to listen to after you find out the dude you been fucking, is legit married with kids...what genre is that?
Exactly, there's no such thing as commitment at foam n' glow
Do you ever actually plan things? Or is it always drugs then whatever happens? I'm considering being worried about you
You ran down the alley towards a stranger screaming "you took my beer".... Then proceeded to run into a garage, fall down, and scream about how your shirt makes you look fat.
the evidence suggests last night I either took a bath in beer or drank 18 beers while in the bath. either one sounds good to me. sad i don't remember it
After my lunch today, I've got $10 till Sunday night. I am losing at life.
He said he's going to karaoke tonight and I just spilled a bunch of Cheetos on the floor and ate them all. So that's my night.
I also don't hate being called a giant sack of cheese. Is that weird?
I could be the Kenny Powers of Sex Therapists.
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