Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
My sheets at my parents place are clean. No braveheart but I can paint myself, yell "freedom", and sword fight you with my cock. So come over.
I cant take that shot because i want my penis to stay hard.
IM SAVING ALL MY LOVE FOR YOU
I don't want it.
my neighbors garage sale is really cutting into the time of day when i can smoke weed on my deck.
she tends to only attract lesbians and homeless men
I'd be there a lot sooner if these damn stairs would stop moving.
siamese drinking twins saturday is a go ... bring duct tape.
I hope they realize that to me "collecting their mail" is synonymous with "fucking in every room in their house, and twice in the party shower."
Nothing quite like coming out of an alcohol induced blackout walking down Spruill Avenue carrying a silver briefcase full of IT tools you don't know where they came from. This is my life.
Last time we had a party like that I woke up naked on the pool table with a chalk outline around me and a empty bottle of jager duct taped to my hand.
Yea. I'm excited about this party too
I dont think getting to 3rd base with a girl you barely know is the type of memory they had in mind when they named the park "memorial park"
We're like a dynamic duo.
Bisexual and Proud, Lesbian and Loud.
Do you realize half our text conversations are you asking me for tit pics and me saying no?
My plan for the weekend: 1) Get shit faced in Vegas. 2) Not die
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