i'm home, then i'll come over
ightttt gangstaaaaaaaaaaaa
nvm.
found an unmarked box of photos in the garage, they were from when my parents first got together. It was fun laughing at their ridiculous eighties outfits and hairstyles, until I found a pic of my dad. naked. with a boner.
What's the protocol for seeing the two girls you've been sleeping with in the store WHILE buying condoms?
3some
You're right, stupid question.
Still can't decide which I'm more disappointed about: the blow job I gave him or the donuts I ate after.
I lost count after the 4th body shot but I think I'm wearing at least 3 different peoples clothes.
Our halfway to Halloween party needs to never happen again. There were waaayy too many wasted cartoon characters passed out in my living room this morning...
Believe it or not, Travis and I simultaneously breaking beer bottles over eachothers heads was not a good idea.
nothing says roomie bonding better than a sunday shroom trip.
No night ever ends well that starts with "you know what this needs? More tequila".
My Instagram consists mostly of drag queens and people who dress up as power rangers... I'm pretty sure I'm an unclassified category of gay
I was wondering why he was in my phone as "Cat Guy", he seemed pretty normal. Then when we woke up he was wearing a shirt with a picture of his cat on it. The name stays.
He's gonna be like you slept with too many of my friends and you're being voted off the island haha
Just want the two of you to know, I went to a golf tournament today. Respectable, expensive… Flipped the golf cart. Seriously, I'm 40. What the fuck?
Shia just rubbed his beard the way I do all the time and maybe he's my soul sister. This live stream is life changing.
All my friends are getting married and I'm pole dancing in a tattoo shop. I don't know how I feel about this.
They spent thousands on one day. You made $76 in 30 minutes. You should feel great about that.
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