The human being growing inside of her was a mistake. Lets just hope the boyfriend isn't.
I had the most spectatular hardon this morning. I think it was trying to reach you in Wisconsin.
Dude I pulled down his pants and he already had a condom on
hey girl hope you're alright, you hit that tree really hard. have a good night.
It's cute how he thinks we're going to have sex again
She refered to her bed as the "cockpit"....I understand that this morning.
whatever. as long as im no longer referred to as the girl who fucked the pledge on his big brother's couch.
no more heavy drinking durning the lady that cleans the office told me i have to emtpy my own thrash if i puke in it
As if right now I am a humanitarian. Full story to come in the morning. It involves sex.
Please assure him that the flying penis statue is for display purposes only.
Nothing worse then being at the gym on the elliptical next to a guy looking at porn on his phone
Woke up, moved an empty handle of fireball to spit blood, then put the morning cigarette out in it.
I know. I'm a saint. Saint of sitting on faces.
After round two, I told him he deserves an award. He bowed and did a princess wave WHILE his dick was still inside me.
We can have bacon on the roof while tanning
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