This is a whole other level of drinking. Like the I used to eat paste with these people kinda drinking.
Have introduced beer-pong to my work's Tuesday lunches.
do you think its obvious that we spent all afternoon playing naked body oil twister?
is it weird that I didn't think he was hot last night when I was making out with him but right now I'm Facebook stalking him and think he's really attractive??
your beer goggles are on backwards.
We didn't have sex because he locked himself in the bathroom and passed out while he was taking a shit. I cuddled with his cat.
I couldn't tell if they ere dancing or fucking but they won the costume contest
you look like you're about to get down on your knees and give america the business.
And the sky opened up and god said.... "WET T-SHIRT CONTEST!!!!"
I need you to be best friend brutally honest about whether or not I can go into public like this.
Well I've made a drinking game out of the Wiggles but I think I've got this babysitting thing down
I washed my sheets. I did out of respect for my previous and current sexual partners.
I should've left when he told me that he only smoked crack by accident once
Seriously, you just banged the guy that wishes his dog happy birthday on fb. That's fucking adorable!
I only spent $42 at the bar last night, it's some sort of miracle.
you do remember it was dollar beer night, right?
That answers my next five questions
we used a blowdryer last night to warm up our left over pizza..it worked perfectly at first..but then the chili powder got into his eyes..
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