god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
I just accidently sent my poop smells like vodka to 27 people in my phone book
I think east. Tornado watch. What the fuck are you doing in Texarkana?
Bonnaroo. Tornado watch? Expand on that thought.
Watch for tornadoes.
Great, now everyone thinks I've had giraffe semen in me
2 am we went back to his house. his mom handed us beers and cooked us pancakes. the next morning his dad had washed my car. i lied. living at home after college definitely does not suck.
dudes here are drinking wine, and not in the forgivable 'just doing this to get laid' way
It's not every day you get to see a girl fuck herself with a pickle.
Do you think the neighbors will know I was the one giving out the penis shaped lollipops to the children?
Okay. How did someone manage to piss on TOP of a urinal? What giant is roaming around with a prick five feet from the ground?
One day this summer I just wanna get blown under the hot sun all day.
Deal. Roof-top 69 on Saturday, July 20th. I've got it in my calendar.
Like I'm literally drinking whiskey and making a stocking for my cat right now. What. Goes. On.
You slid down a wall, tried to pull your cast off and yelled that casts were too conformist.
If I win the lottery I'm going to hire someone to skywrite "FUCKTARD" over his house. That much anger.
He suffocated between her tits, but she didn't notice because he still came.
I successfully cockblocked 5 people in one night. I wasnt getting any, why should they.
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